Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
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Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
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at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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