theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
she pinky promised me she was 18
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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