Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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