U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
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We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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