You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize