he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
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So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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