How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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