the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
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Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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