Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
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Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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