maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
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Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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You need Xanax blowdarts
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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