Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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