Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
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I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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