I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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