Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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