i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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