Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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