Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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