are you still at the devil's house?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just gargled with NyQuil
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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