This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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