don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
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I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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