I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
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Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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