p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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