He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
im holly from the hills drunk
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
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Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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