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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
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Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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