from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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