K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
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She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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