my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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