what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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