When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
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He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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