My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
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Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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