Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
why didn't you poke me back
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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