I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
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I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
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Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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