Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
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