Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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