you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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Just invented taco cereal.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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