I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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