Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
He's a Shit stain on my heart
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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