love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
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