The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I think I died a long time ago.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
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I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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