if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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