That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
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its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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