4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
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I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
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Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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