We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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