You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
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