I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
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Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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