I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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