Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
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I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
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You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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