I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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