There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
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