when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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