bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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